What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A Penny.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
Answer: David.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you? Answer: Your name.
You live in a one storey house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be? Answer: What stairs? You live in a one storey house.